What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?